旁白:

劇情大綱:

This is a story about two robbers. They robbed the bank, and kidnapped the bank’s manager, asking for money and the password of the treasury. The manager stirred up bad blood between the two muggers successfully, and made the muggers an argument.

Finally, robbers buried the hatchet, got the password and entered in the chest. Entering the chest, one of the robber closed the door by the way, and then they stuck in the treasury.

旁白A:

In the following part, we’re going to introduce robber B and C.

Robber B was worldly-wise and as smart as a whip, and he liked making waves and rocking the boat.

Contract to Robber B, Robber C fooled around all day long, did not know enough to come in out of the rain, as a result, he always made trouble to Robber B.

But there was one thing unbelievable, B always stood in good with C, so he forgave and forgot everything after calling C’s name.

旁白A: Seeing B’s you-are-in-big-trouble face, robber C went away. But unfortunately, B had seen C. That day was not C’s day.

B:You, back here.

C:What’s up? What’s up?

B:Are you steering clear of me?

C:No~no~no~, I want to leave just in time.

B: However, I’m having blues now, Let’s get something fun!

C:Okay, that is pretty good. But to do what?

B:How about…. robbing the bank!

C: Okay! Okay! But, I don’t know the first thing about that.

Don’t go off half-cocked.

Is anything to eat there?

B:Take it easy… Relax! If we band together, you’ll see money is in the bag!

A:B asked C preparing for a toy gun, and they went to the bank. The bank’s manager was sitting in the bank.

B:Freezes!

C:Catch you.

B:Are you an idiot?! We are not playing hide-and-seek. Password!

A:好吧:23590121 #31248

B:Lucifael, Write it down!

C:What? I heard not.

B:Stupid pig. Password!

A:23590121 #31248

B:Done?

C:I can recite that inversely. 84213#12109532

B:Okay, Let’s go in coffer, quickly!

C:I am in the seventh heaven。

A:B and C felt like a million bucks and ready to open the treasury’s door.

B:What’s the password?

C:84213#12109532

B:What happened? Why the coffer still locked?

C:I don’t know. 84213#12109532

B:Do you turn the password upside down?!

Are you stirring up bad blood between us?

Whoop~~ Come in!

C:(將門帶上!)

B:你白痴喔!(台語)

A:Robber C had a good manners, he had a habit to close the door by the way, so he close the door-gate, and on the consequent they were been stuck inside. They were in seventh hell now.

C:Where is the money? Money stood us up!

B:Hey~ here’s a ATM, Let’s withdraw money from coffer!

C:Yeah! Ouch! Why?

B:Read My Lips~你白痴喔!(台語) This is a mirror!!

A:this is the real ATM, here is a mirror, and one on the whiteboard is fake.

B:Fail?! Why!!!

C:Let me try.

B::Incredible!!! Let me try again.

C:Nice try!!

B:Hey, you look! It seems some words on it!

C:Let me see. Just like the most fairy tales

B:Prince and princess live happily ever after…

Why the words in the moolah?

A:Because it is the funny money!!The End.













A:Mike

B:Aras

C:Lucifael

旁白:

劇情大綱:

這是一段兩個強盜的故事

兩個強盜,一起搶銀行,到了銀行夾持了銀行經理。

在其中經理挑撥離間兩位強盜,引發了聰明強盜心中對笨強盜的不滿。

後來,兩位強盜終於克服了爭執,並要到了保險庫的密碼,進去了保險庫

結果笨強盜在進入了保險庫後,居然~隨手將保險庫帶上~~兩位強盜就此被困在保險庫中。



旁白A:

強盜B:聰明且高傲,且喜歡興風作浪,不喜平靜,

強盜C:迷迷糊糊、少根筋的蠢蛋,常常破壞B的如意算盤

但令人意外的是B跟C 交情甚篤,所以B通常既往不究

旁白A:B gets up on the wrong side of the bed, 擺著一張臭臉。

C gets up on the right side of the bed, 神采奕奕。

當C看到B you-are-in-big-trouble face,就躲到一邊去

C想離開時,卻被B看到了. Today is not C’s day.

B:你給我回來!!

C:怎麼了?怎麼了?

B:你有必要刻意躲避我嗎?

C:沒有沒有,我只是剛好要離開而已,

B:however,我現在心情不好,我們去找點樂子。

C:好啊~這也不錯阿~那要玩什麼?

B:搶銀行吧!

C:喔~好阿好阿~不好吧~我對搶銀行不在行…別魯莽行事。P.33

那有吃的嗎?

B:放輕鬆,只要我們攜手合作,money is in the bag。



旁白A:B叫C準備一把玩具槍,兩人來到了銀行,經理A在銀行裡面。

(C從背後用槍指著A) (B走到A的前面)

B:Freezes!

C:我抓到你了!

B:白痴喔,又不是在玩捉迷藏。

(指著金庫)

給我密碼:

A:好吧:23590121 #31248

B:C 抄起來。

C:喔!什麼我沒聽到,

B:你蠢喔!再念一次。

A:23590121 #31248

B:你抄好了沒。

C:我都已經背起來了,我可以倒著念出來喔!

84213#12109532

B:走吧,我們去領錢啦!

C:I am in the seventh heaven。

旁白A:B跟C樂的有如百萬在手到金庫開門了。

B:密碼多少?

C:84213#12109532

B:發生了什麼事?怎麼不會開?

C:沒記錯阿~84213#12109532

B:你是不是念反了?(自己輸入密碼)

你是在找麻煩嗎?滋生事端。好啦~快進來吧!

C:(將門帶上!)

B:你白痴喔!(台語)



旁白A:C家教很好,從小就被教要隨手關門,所以C就將門關上,兩人就被困住了!!They are in seventh hell now.

C:怎麼都沒有錢?我們被錢放鴿子了…

B:這裡有提款機(ATM),我們去領錢吧!!

C:好ㄟ好ㄟ,(往前衝過去)

嗚~為什麼走不進去~

B:Read My Lips~ 你白痴喔!(台語) 這是鏡子啦!

旁白A:這個是真的提款機,中間有鏡子,黑板的是假的!!

(B往前領錢)

B:怎麼不能領錢?

C:(很高興的說)我來玩玩!(領到了錢)

B::怎麼可能~我試試看 (ATM 爆炸啦)

C:Nice try!!

B:你看,這上面有寫字ㄟ~

C:我看看,Just like the most fairy tales

B:Prince and princess live happily ever after…

C:為什麼上面有字!

A:因為這是假鈔!! The end!!

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